Crack the eggs in a small bowl and whisk together.

Season the eggs with salt and tear up the greens and mix them with the eggs (for proper green eggs, put the mixture into a blender and blend until smooth).

Heat your oil of choice in a frying pan over medium heat.

Add egg mixture and cook to your preferred consistency.

Serve.

Heat oil in a skillet over medium-low heat. Add kale and saute for a 3-5 minutes until kale has softened and become a little shiny. Serve with a pinch of salt and pepper.